Something to laugh abt

This was posted here .
Just thought I should share it with all (dont think there is anyone) of u.


TEN PRECEPTS FROM THE ART OF WAR THAT NEVER MADE IT PAST SUN TZU'S EDITOR

1. When you sally forth to meet the enemy, show your contempt for him by the haughtyiness of ur prance.
2. Confuse ur enemy with mixed metaphors. Be like the wind beneath his keel.
3. All warfare is based on deception. When the enemy draws near to you, cry out,"lookout behind you." When he turns to look behind, attack.
4. Always keep the blades of ur weapon sharp. It is the way of the ginsu.
5. Always keep the hair of ur men shorn close to the scalp. Nobody likes hippies.
6. All warfare is based on deception. When the enemy draws near to you, cry out,"You spilled soup all down the front of ur tunic." When he looks down at the front of his tunic, attack.
7. Never lend money to ur men just before a battle.
8. Demoralize your enemy by whispering and giggling and then suddenly going silent as he draws near. When he asks what you were talking about, say,"Oh, nothing."
9. Never allow your men to paint flowers or colourful swirls on the sides of your chariot. Nobody likes hippies.
10. Confound your enemy with precepts that sound profound but actually make no sense. Be to him as the stallion is to the necktie.